ectoplasmorgasmic:

so i realized today

i don’t have any friends here old enough to take me out for my 21st this year

so i’m probably gonna go out with my mom

good god could i be any more of a loser

I’m definitely old enough to take you out, you’re just gonna have to get smashed alone.

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13th
April
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Eternal Thoughts of Mind: "Pick One"

myathesquishyoctopus:

sassy-lesbian-aradia:

survival-of-the-oncest:

ondeahy:

kuraikaninja:

alyssaties:

penvellyn:

i-was-a-weismann-girl:

hamsandbums:

getinthetardisharry:

nydotr:

I just found a website that gives you a…

I got “terrorism” and “your father.” I chose terrorism.

1 month ago 2,296 notes
white people: I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
japanese people: nope
walking people: nope
thai people: nope
black people: nope
latin@ people: nope
cuban people: nope
native people: nope
korean people: nope
desi people: nope
jewish people: nope
queer people: nope
vietnamese people: nope
chinese people: nope
disabled people: nope
2 months ago 19,444 notes
26th
February
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len-yan:

random scribble. partially done in (unnanounced) livestream. you can watch part of the process here.

len-yan:

random scribble. partially done in (unnanounced) livestream. you can watch part of the process here.

3 months ago 13,235 notes

whoren-y:

HUGE VALENTINES DAY GIVEAWAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello beautiful followers, since it’s valentines day soon, i decided to do a huuuuge giveaway of an IPhone 4S & a Mac laptop.

the story is, i got a new iphone 4S for my bday from my mom & stepdad. but my grandma who lives in Europe sent me one in the mail too ‘cause she didnt know i got one. i also got a mac from my dad:) i decided to giveaway my old mac & one of the phones to my amazing followers for valentines day:)

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3 months ago 10,403 notes

whoren-y:

HUGE VALENTINES DAY GIVEAWAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello beautiful followers, since it’s valentines day soon, i decided to do a huuuuge giveaway of an IPhone 4S & a Mac laptop.

the story is, i got a new iphone 4S for my bday from my mom & stepdad. but my grandma who lives in Europe sent me one in the mail too ‘cause she didnt know i got one. i also got a mac from my dad:) i decided to giveaway my old mac & one of the phones to my amazing followers for valentines day:)

here are the rules:

~REBLOG THIS POST! MAX. 5 TIMES

~LIKES DO NOT COUNT!

~MBF ME

~MUST REACH AT LEAST 1,000 NOTES!

~DONT MESSAGE ME TRYING TO BRIBE ME, YOU’LL GET DISQUALIFIED!

if you win, you’ll get:

~A NEW IPHONE 4S, TAKEN OUT OF IT’S BOX ONCE! (FOR THIS PICTURE)

~MACBOOK AIR

GET REBLOGGING QUICKKK! THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON FEBRUARY 29TH

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3 months ago 10,403 notes

whoren-y:

HUGE VALENTINES DAY GIVEAWAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello beautiful followers, since it’s valentines day soon, i decided to do a huuuuge giveaway of an IPhone 4S & a Mac laptop.

the story is, i got a new iphone 4S for my bday from my mom & stepdad. but my grandma who lives in Europe sent me one in the mail too ‘cause she didnt know i got one. i also got a mac from my dad:) i decided to giveaway my old mac & one of the phones to my amazing followers for valentines day:)

here are the rules:

~REBLOG THIS POST! MAX. 5 TIMES

~LIKES DO NOT COUNT!

~MBF ME

~MUST REACH AT LEAST 1,000 NOTES!

~DONT MESSAGE ME TRYING TO BRIBE ME, YOU’LL GET DISQUALIFIED!

if you win, you’ll get:

~A NEW IPHONE 4S, TAKEN OUT OF IT’S BOX ONCE! (FOR THIS PICTURE)

~MACBOOK AIR

GET REBLOGGING QUICKKK! THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON FEBRUARY 29TH

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3 months ago 10,403 notes

whoren-y:

HUGE VALENTINES DAY GIVEAWAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello beautiful followers, since it’s valentines day soon, i decided to do a huuuuge giveaway of an IPhone 4S & a Mac laptop.

the story is, i got a new iphone 4S for my bday from my mom & stepdad. but my grandma who lives in Europe sent me one in the mail too ‘cause she didnt know i got one. i also got a mac from my dad:) i decided to giveaway my old mac & one of the phones to my amazing followers for valentines day:)

here are the rules:

~REBLOG THIS POST! MAX. 5 TIMES

~LIKES DO NOT COUNT!

~MBF ME

~MUST REACH AT LEAST 1,000 NOTES!

~DONT MESSAGE ME TRYING TO BRIBE ME, YOU’LL GET DISQUALIFIED!

if you win, you’ll get:

~A NEW IPHONE 4S, TAKEN OUT OF IT’S BOX ONCE! (FOR THIS PICTURE)

~MACBOOK AIR

GET REBLOGGING QUICKKK! THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON FEBRUARY 29TH

note: the max. reblogs USED TO BE 10 but it was changed to 5, the people who reblogged this 10 times will be counted 5 times! sorry, I wanna make this fair!

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3 months ago 10,403 notes

whoren-y:

HUGE VALENTINES DAY GIVEAWAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello beautiful followers, since it’s valentines day soon, i decided to do a huuuuge giveaway of an IPhone 4S & a Mac laptop.

the story is, i got a new iphone 4S for my bday from my mom & stepdad. but my grandma who lives in Europe sent me one in the mail too ‘cause she didnt know i got one. i also got a mac from my dad:) i decided to giveaway my old mac & one of the phones to my amazing followers for valentines day:)

here are the rules:

~REBLOG THIS POST! MAX. 5 TIMES

~LIKES DO NOT COUNT!

~MBF ME

~MUST REACH AT LEAST 1,000 NOTES!

~DONT MESSAGE ME TRYING TO BRIBE ME, YOU’LL GET DISQUALIFIED!

if you win, you’ll get:

~A NEW IPHONE 4S, TAKEN OUT OF IT’S BOX ONCE! (FOR THIS PICTURE)

~MACBOOK AIR

GET REBLOGGING QUICKKK! THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON FEBRUARY 29TH

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3 months ago 10,403 notes

allcreatures:

Working aquatic-elephants like Rajan used to be a regular sight in the Andaman Islands, south of India, but this 60-year-old five tonne Asian elephant is the last of his kind. Thanks to the introduction of motor boats and other energy-saving technology, Rajan no longer needs to swim miles between islands to work for his masters, but can now enjoy swimming purely for pleasure. Rajan still swims for ten minutes twice a day, completing about 500 yards before heading back to shore. Brazilian Photographer, Daniel Botelho, 30, travelled to the Andaman Islands in the Indian Ocean after hearing stories of islanders swimming with the giant beasts. He said: “I almost got killed by the elephant during one photo shoot. Suddenly a swell came and took me and the elephant by surprise. I was stuck in the sand because of the crash of the wave. He did his best not to kill me - I felt him rolling on top and away from me.” Picture: Daniel Botelho / Barcroft Media

4 months ago 12,692 notes

crookedindifference:

Jellyfish by Alexander Semenov

4 months ago 35,010 notes

dallonappreciation:

Dallon got a tattoo on his knee

4 months ago 61 notes

zombisexual:

erta_ale_g10437 (by volcanodiscovery)

4 months ago 28,524 notes